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ALVIN
AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL
After the surprising financial success of
the 2007 flick, a second helping of furry
antics was inevitable. With Dave (Lee)
laid-up in a Paris hospital, his slacker
cousin sends Alvin, Simon and Theodore to
high school in LA, where they have a
sing-off against their female equivalents
The Chipettes. Sounds like a rodent "Glee."
If only. Perfunctorily cute, the only
selling points are the seamless mix of CGI
and live-action, and that it goes by in a
flash. Then again, if the kids weren't wowed
by their Christmas gifts and need to get out
of the house, parents may be forced to
summon "Alvin!" (PG) BORING COMEDY Dir-Betty
Thomas Lead-Jason Lee RT-88 mins.
AVATAR
The most expensive and, arguably, most
ballyhooed film ever made lives up to the
hype without signaling the dawn of a new age
of cinema. James Cameron's visually
spectacular opus has enough soul to escape
being hoisted on its own mechanically
sharpened petard. On the planet Pandora, a
paraplegic soldier (Worthington) joins an
indigenous clan and falls in love with a
princess. Various passages resemble a
Vietnam War movie, a western - pitting the
rapacious, bellicose white man against
natives spiritually plugged-in to their
environment - and a Disney animated musical.
Although it amounts to old wine in new
skins, the scale and quality of the
achievement are impressive. (PG-13) GOOD
SCI-FI ADVENTURE Dir-James Cameron Lead-Sam
Worthington RT-161 mins.
THE BLIND SIDE
"Precious" for the tailgating crowd, this
mainstream picture tells the true story of
an African-American ward of the state
adopted by a rich white family in Memphis.
Sandra Bullock plays the tasteful yet
tough-as-nails Lady of the house whose
efforts enabled Big Michael Oher (Quinton
Aaron) to become an exceptional football
player and passable student. Adapted from
Michael Lewis' book, the movie inspires
despite average filmmaking that's incapable
of probing deeply enough into the racial
dynamics or unique mother-son relationship.
Oher's high school football coach is
straight out of "Mayberry R.F.D." and the
baddies in his old housing project belong in
a Seventies cop show. (PG-13) FAIR DRAMA
Dir-John Lee Hancock Lead-Sandra Bullock
RT-125 mins.
BROTHERS
What a moving and morally murky melting pot
of a film "Brothers" turns out to be. A
reworking of Susanne Bier's 2004 Danish
drama, it circles the globe to comment on
our nation's military presence in
Afghanistan, then doubles back to administer
a swift kick to America's heartland.
Directed by an Irishman -- Oscar nominee Jim
Sheridan ("In the Name of the Father") --
it's carried by three American stars --
Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Natalie
Portman -- capable of deglamorizing their
celebrity for meaty roles. Inevitably, some
of the original's impact is shed, but the
emotional currents remain so charged you
won't need a translator to understand the
heartache conveyed on screen. (R) GOOD DRAMA
Dir-Jim Sheridan Lead-Tobey Maguire RT-110
mins.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS?
As a Manhattan attorney (Grant) tries to win
back his estranged wife (Sarah Jessica
Parker) over dinner, they witness a murder.
The authorities then shoo the well-heeled
couple out west for their protection and,
ostensibly, our amusement. But by the time
the urbanites-out-of-water land in a Wyoming
hamlet, exasperated viewers will be ready to
draw the assassin pursuing them a map.
Locals, including married U.S. Marshals
played by Sam Elliott and Mary Steenburgen,
do their best to explain the ways of
red-state folk. Regrettably, no one involved
in this witless project remembered to
mention the fundamentals of comedy or the
importance of chemistry. (PG-13) BORING
ROMANTIC COMEDY Dir-Marc Lawrence Lead-Hugh
Grant RT-103 mins.
DISNEY'S A CHRISTMAS CAROL
Technically proficient but frightening
beyond belief, Robert Zemeckis' re-telling
of Dickens' timeless tale adopts a
surprisingly macabre tone as it provides
some of the scariest mistletoe moments since
Jack Skellington placed severed heads and
12-foot snakes under the tree in "The
Nightmare Before Christmas." A
motion-captured Jim Carrey mugs through
multiple roles, from miserly Ebenezer
Scrooge to the menacing spirits who visit
the penny-pincher on Christmas Eve. Like
Zemeckis' other literary adaptations
("Beowulf," "The Polar Express"), this is an
exquisitely detailed piece of cutting-edge
animation. But it lacks heart, warmth and
seasonal soul. Enter seeking holiday cheer,
and you'll leave muttering "Bah humbug."
(PG) BORING FANTASY Dir-Robert Zemeckis
Lead-Jim Carrey RT-95 mins.
INVICTUS
Clint Eastwood stays behind the camera for
this salubrious, fact-based mix of political
biography and sports. Morgan Freeman
portrays South Africa's newly elected
president Nelson Mandela, who, along with
the white captain (Matt Damon) of South
Africa's rugby team, helped inspire a
radically reformed nation during the 1995
Rugby World Cup. Mandela is depicted as a
font of wise aphorisms, a leader overflowing
with realist insights. And the movie stays
on an abstract level without asking the
audience to feel the sting of apartheid or
racial division. Yet it works due to the
inherently vicarious nature of sporting
success and Mandela's masterful use of
symbols to foster healing. (PG-13) GOOD
DRAMA Dir-Clint Eastwood Lead-Morgan Freeman
RT-133 mins.
IT'S COMPLICATED
In truth, this Williams-Sonoma commercial
isn't complicated enough. Aimed at an
underserved demographic, the talky
romantic-comedy imagines a middle-aged woman
(Streep) and her ex (Alec Baldwin) having an
affair ten years after divorcing. He's
married to a nagging trophy wife and she's
become a mini Martha Stewart, baking yummy
treats in bucolic Santa Barbara. Something's
amiss when Steve Martin, as her architect,
is never allowed to cut loose. Although
Streep and Baldwin effortlessly communicate
a few amusing insights into the desires of
aging rich people, writer/director Nancy
Meyers forgot to add yeast -- or, better
yet, doses of comedic Viagra and estrogen --
to her recipe. (R) FAIR ROMANTIC COMEDY
Dir-Nancy Meyers Lead-Meryl Streep RT-118
mins.
NINE
Never mind that Daniel Day-Lewis sounds more
like Count Dracula than an Italian movie
director, this film version of the Broadway
musical -- itself loosely based on Fellini's
1963 masterpiece "8½" -- nearly scores a
ten. Collapsing physically and spiritually,
maestro Guido Contini tries to save his
marriage and helm a comeback picture
entitled "Italia." Everything hangs on the
women in his life. Marion Cotillard pierces
as his wife, Kate Hudson vamps as a
journalist, and Penelope Cruz sobs as his
mistress. Add Nicole Kidman (muse), Sophia
Loren (mother), Fergie (prostitute) and Judi
Dench (confidante and costumier), and
director-choreographer Marshall does for a
lesser stage work what he did for "Chicago."
(PG-13) GREAT MUSICAL Dir-Rob Marshall
Lead-Daniel Day-Lewis RT-112 mins.
THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
Disney returns to its 2D animated roots with
this lively but derivative Princess saga
about a New Orleans waitress named Tiana (Anika
Noni Rose) whose smooch with an egotistical
frog prince doesn't turn him human but,
instead, turns her green and long-tongued.
Bright, varied visuals enliven energetic if
not quite indelible Broadway-ish jazz tunes.
The progressiveness of Disney depicting its
first African-American heroine, however, is
-- like its feel-good celebration of hard
work and true love -- diluted by
questionable stereotypes as well as the
puzzling decision to have Tiana spend most
of the film as a mucus-y frog. (G) FAIR
ANIMATED FANTASY Dirs-Ron Clements & John
Musker Lead-Anika Noni Rose RT-97 mins.
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
Another director might have devised some way
to make this story of werewolves, vampires
and doomed romance feel elemental and
mythic. But Chris Weitz ("About a Boy")
gives us an earnest tale unhinged from any
of the literary or cultural foundations
propping it up, except when he explicitly
throws them in your face in an attempt to
show you how allusive the source material
is. And, does it have to be this tedious?
Over two hours of pretty teenagers, two
supernatural creatures plus the girl who's
kinda sorta in love with both, making
mooneyes at each other is an hour-forty-five
too much. (PG-13) BORING FANTASY-ROMANCE
Dir-Chris Weitz Lead-Kristen Stewart RT-130
mins.
UP IN THE AIR
Topical, humorous, and moving, this savvy
dramedy about corporate life in America
should resonate across the classes -- from
First to Economy, boardroom to cubicle.
George Clooney plays a "transition
specialist" who travels the country firing
people and giving motivational speeches on
the virtues of shedding human connections.
The pink-slipper extraordinaire takes
immense pride in his vagabond existence,
especially in the frequent flier miles he's
racked up. Time spent with another road
warrior (Vera Famiga) and a green colleague
(Anna Kendrick) begins to alter his outlook
however. Retaining a cheerful cynicism
throughout, director Reitman ("Juno") and
company understand that what's implied is as
powerful as what's scripted. (R) GREAT
COMEDY-DRAMA Dir-Jason Reitman Lead-George
Clooney RT-107 mins. |
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